Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Derek Kim, Eric Donahue, and Maria Cristina Nieves Gimenez de los Galanes Cavallo, who is famous for having the longest name in the history of names. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans on a date, email us and we’ll set it […]
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