Have Princeton and Cornell caught NYU-itis? A study published in this month’s issue of Pediatrics found that 17% of students in a random web-based survey of 2,875 students at those two schools have purposely injured themselves in one way or another. This scares Bwog shitless. What is it about Ithaca and suburban New Jersey that moves these kids to mutilate their youthful and well-educated exteriors? Oh wait…

Fortunately, Go Ask Alice! is looking out for Columbia students.

In other, completely unrelated news: prep school girls subvert the dominant paradigm, and the Columbia Admissions office employs the vernacular (check the photo caption).