hobo Your CC Professor is a Hobo…

but at Least She Has Access to the Company Yacht.

Man Oh Man, That Cleverly Constructed Story about Your Grandmother’s Reluctance to Pay Full Price for Your Sister’s Nose Job Was Such A Doozy. Now You Can Totally Have Your Own Country. No Problem. Do You Want to Come Over for Falafel?

C. Kulawik Looks Back on 1968, Pines for Good Old Days