10 CommentsYesterday night, a tipster sent in this photo. We’ve seen Hamiltonian notes before, but the openness of the denizens behind door number 401 to babes made us curious.
TAKEN ---> cept for babes
This is her story.
I walked in to find three guys chatting round a table, covered with papers and pita chip bags. The faint smell of Chinese food hung in the air. I asked them if they would really drop everything and go to The Heights if a really attractive girl came in and asked them to, which I now realize is slightly biblical. They asked if I wanted to go to the Heights. I returned that the question was hypothetical. They said probably not. Then, one of them asked, “Wait, is this going to be on Bwog or something?” I said maybe. One of them piped up, “Change our answer! We would go!” They also told me that “a feminist erased ‘babes’ the first time and we had to rewrite it…well maybe not a feminist, but someone did.” They wish to remain anonymous to avoid accusations of heteronormativity. One of them then suggested that they turn the room into a forum for discussion of heteronormativity, before they concluded that that had already been done. All in all, some genuinely friendly guys!
Before I left, they pointed me to this:
Giving "BoardHop" a whole new meaning
Mystery solved!
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@snack elitist Bracketing my thoughts on babes and heteronormativity, I fucking hate pita chips. Just had to get that off my chest.
@Taken? I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don’t, I will look for you.
I will find you.
And I will kill you.
@Anonymous Whatever happened to the daughter’s friend? Did he say “fuck it?”
And also, the proposed script for the sequel sounds god awful. The daughter has to save them?! wtf…
@Anonymous i’d call, but i can’t read who to ask for…
@Your 3rd grade teacher That handwriting is awful. Did you write TAKEN, or did you have a seizure?
@Anonymous I read “TAKEY!” and was sadly disappointed.
@Anonymous It’s like all the assholes of Columbia congregate in Hamilton every time finals come around.
@I think a targeted air strike is in order.
@feminist I think this is actually pretty amusing and you guys need to get the sticks out of your asses
@i love i love bwog because it focuses on the thing that matter most to us. And that subject is Us.
GL on finals!