Personals: Sam Schipani, CC’15, and Matt Martinez, CC’13

Valentine’s Day is over, but there’s still a shot at love. Tonight’s personal profiles reject cuddling and believe in common human decency, respectively: meet Sam Schipani and Matt Martinez. Your one-email stop to love, as always, is personals@bwog.com.

: Sam Schipani

: Matt Martinez

Name, Year, School, Major: Sam Schipani, CC’15, Sustainable Development

Preference: Girl for Guy

Hometown: The cultural mecca of Sterling, VA

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Engineer buys me falafel. No cuddling.

What redeems you as a human being? I still play “Pokemon” pretty regularly.

Obsessive book series of choice: Right now? “A Song of Ice and Fire.” In my youth? “Magic Tree House.” They’re basically the same.

Library room of choice: Hartley Sky Lounge (there is one bookshelf, so it counts)

What you think the sexiest animal is: Dinoflagellate.

Your guilty pleasure song: Anything by Weird Al Yankovic

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? Is it possible to watch “Girls” unironically?

Historical Hottie: Alexander Hamilton

Name, Year, School, Major: Matthew Patrick Francis Martinez (bam!); CC 2013; Anthropology major with a history concentration.

Preference: Guy for Guy.

Hometown: Sayville, NY; AKA “Lawng Island.”

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Adventure; running; cooking food; eating said food.

What redeems you as a human being? I care for others with all of my heart. I believe in honesty, in love, and in the power of people to show compassion for one another.

Obsessive book series of choice: To be honest, I don’t really have one. It would probably be the Dune series, but I only read the first one and loved it so much that I didn’t want to read the rest because I heard they get worse.

Library room of choice: My suite/room.

What you think the sexiest animal is: Cheetah.

Guilty pleasure song: “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It” by Will Smith.

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? I’ve never seen it. Let’s watch Game of Thrones instead–I need my Robb Stark.

Historical hottie: James Dean.

29 Comments

February 16, 2013 @ 9:19 pm

Tags: a dinoflagellate is a plankton not a really cool dinosaur, GOT COMES BACK IN A MONTH, historical hotties who are also campus statues, personals, there's probably a better statue joke we can make, yay people believing in people

Baby Bear says:

17 1 February 16, 2013 @ 9:29 pm

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Sammmmmmmm <3
Anonymous says:

33 3 February 16, 2013 @ 9:30 pm

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SAM IS THE BEST. <3 DATE THE SHIT OUT OF HER, ENGINEERS OF COLUMBIA.
Anonymous says:

32 3 February 16, 2013 @ 9:33 pm

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Will sam go out with me if i am a CS major in CC? #firstworldanarchy
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  0 0 February 19, 2013 @ 8:00 pm
  
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  You should ask her out and find out!
Anonymous says:

65 1 February 16, 2013 @ 9:38 pm

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Guys, guys, Matt is so cute, so nice. You know you want some of that Friar Laurence.
Anonymous says:

19 5 February 16, 2013 @ 9:42 pm

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WHOEVER GETS SAM IS THE LUCKIEST BOY IN THE WORLD!!!
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  6 1 February 17, 2013 @ 10:44 am
  
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  Who disliked this?
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    0 0 February 18, 2013 @ 12:42 am
    
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    maybe someone with an awesome significant other so he thinks he is the luckiest guy in the world...
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      come on, no one's that lame
Anonymous says:

58 0 February 16, 2013 @ 9:44 pm

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I've had a crush on Matt Martinez for a year and a half now, but sadly I am of the female persuasion. I'm jealous of whichever lucky guy gets to date him!
Symmetry Enthusiast says:

27 0 February 16, 2013 @ 9:48 pm

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Perhaps Sam Aarons, an engineer, would like to date another Sam. http://bwog.com/2013/02/13/personals-alex-chang-cc15-and-sam-aarons-seas14/
CC 2015 says:

13 2 February 16, 2013 @ 9:54 pm

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my dream is to be an awkward engineering boy so that sam schipani will love me.
Anonymous says:

14 0 February 16, 2013 @ 9:56 pm

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wooohooo Matt is from Suffolk, date him for that fact alone. Plus he's awesome.
KC says:

31 0 February 16, 2013 @ 10:33 pm

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I do not know Matt, and I am but a lowly freshman, but DAMN. Game of Thrones? "Getting Jiggy Wit It"? DUNE?

...call me maybe?
Roose Bolton says:

20 1 February 16, 2013 @ 11:09 pm

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I've got bad news for you Matt
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  10 0 February 17, 2013 @ 10:35 am
  
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  My heart....
SEAS Guy from NoVA's Artificial Intelligence Chat experiment #2 says:

4 26 February 16, 2013 @ 11:14 pm

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JOHN199 AI CHATBOT TEST > it was, the expectations of you have as a woman, too. . >

-- END OF AUTO GENERATED MACHINE LEARNING SPEECH --

p.s. Hi Sam. Thanks for letting my robot use your space as a homework test. I've lived in Sterling. I lived in Chantilly to be exact, then Georgetown, DC, then Reston, and finally, McLean where I graduated. We should go out.
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  20 0 February 16, 2013 @ 11:36 pm
  
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  stopppppppppppp
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  11 0 February 17, 2013 @ 1:23 am
  
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  Cool story, bro.
Mmm says:

34 0 February 17, 2013 @ 12:30 am

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Matt Martinez, you are handsome like woah. And super-nice. How is it that you're single?
Anonymous says:

25 0 February 17, 2013 @ 1:17 am

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MATT IS A PERFECT BEAUTIFUL ANGEL BABY. He has the sweetest golden heart and the most melodious Lawng Island accent of anyone you'll ever meet.

Men of Columbia, get on it.
Anonymous says:

9 3 February 17, 2013 @ 1:19 am

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Is Matt related to his corrupt dean namesake?
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  4 0 February 17, 2013 @ 2:04 am
  
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  a trio comprising a jewish seas guy, an asian journalism guy, and a barnard girl shit in the woods?
Girl says:

13 1 February 17, 2013 @ 3:22 am

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Matt was in my FroSci and CC class and I thought he was such a cutie! Not to mention an amazing human being! In an alternate universe I'm a guy and I totally respond to his personal!
Anon says:

9 4 February 17, 2013 @ 9:33 am

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I'd insert my Pokemon Red cartridge into Sam Schipani's Gameboy.
LBG NATION says:

0 0 February 17, 2013 @ 1:24 pm

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lol screw sterling
Jessie Cohen (and Andrea Roberts) says:

10 0 February 17, 2013 @ 2:19 pm

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Matt Martinez, we love you so much. Were we men, we'd both date the crap out of you.

Everyone else, please meet and adore this man. He's the best human being on the planet.

PS: I don't do Columbia Admirers, Matt, so this is the closest you're gonna get.
Anonymous says:

5 2 February 17, 2013 @ 2:58 pm

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I was going to ask out Sam, and then I found out she was a SUSDEV major.
Jamie Booth says:

8 1 February 17, 2013 @ 3:23 pm

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Sam Schipani is a delightful and upright young lady. More womenfolk should aspire to acquire her delightful qualities.

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