Personals: Sam Schipani, CC’15, and Matt Martinez, CC’13
Written by Bwog Staff
Valentine’s Day is over, but there’s still a shot at love. Tonight’s personal profiles reject cuddling and believe in common human decency, respectively: meet Sam Schipani and Matt Martinez. Your one-email stop to love, as always, is email@example.com.
Name, Year, School, Major: Sam Schipani, CC’15, Sustainable Development
Preference: Girl for Guy
Hometown: The cultural mecca of Sterling, VA
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Engineer buys me falafel. No cuddling.
What redeems you as a human being? I still play “Pokemon” pretty regularly.
Obsessive book series of choice: Right now? “A Song of Ice and Fire.” In my youth? “Magic Tree House.” They’re basically the same.
Library room of choice: Hartley Sky Lounge (there is one bookshelf, so it counts)
What you think the sexiest animal is: Dinoflagellate.
Your guilty pleasure song: Anything by Weird Al Yankovic
Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? Is it possible to watch “Girls” unironically?
Historical Hottie: Alexander Hamilton
Name, Year, School, Major: Matthew Patrick Francis Martinez (bam!); CC 2013; Anthropology major with a history concentration.
Preference: Guy for Guy.
Hometown: Sayville, NY; AKA “Lawng Island.”
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Adventure; running; cooking food; eating said food.
What redeems you as a human being? I care for others with all of my heart. I believe in honesty, in love, and in the power of people to show compassion for one another.
Obsessive book series of choice: To be honest, I don’t really have one. It would probably be the Dune series, but I only read the first one and loved it so much that I didn’t want to read the rest because I heard they get worse.
Library room of choice: My suite/room.
What you think the sexiest animal is: Cheetah.
Guilty pleasure song: “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It” by Will Smith.
Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? I’ve never seen it. Let’s watch Game of Thrones instead–I need my Robb Stark.
Historical hottie: James Dean.
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