Maybe if they decorate...

Maybe if they decorate…

After receiving not one but two ominous mysterious tips about so-called “lounge rooms” in Nussbaum,

“This summer they made all the Nussbaum floor lounges into rooms. The problem is that the rooms have windows the width of a golf ball. I can barely breath, let alone sleep. Still paying 9K a year to live here. HELP”

“I am livng (sic) in one of the lounges in nussbaum that they made into bedrooms. The room is so poorly ventilated that I have to sleep with my door open or else I get coughing fits from the chemicals used to finish to floor. I am still paying $9,000 a year. This is disgusting.”

We took it upon ourselves to knock on doors in a desperate attempt to blow off CC reading conduct some serious, hard-hitting investigative journalism.

With the exception of two lounges on the fourth and ninth floors, all of the floor lounges in Nuss. were transformed into singles this summer, ranging from barely livable to Harry Potter cupboard-under-the-stairs status (i.e. 125 to 105 sq. ft). The tips allege tiny windows, poor ventilation, and outrageous temperature hikes, all of which were verified by a quick jaunt through the rooms.

Most of the residents had no clue what they were walking into. Many of the students had just returned from a semester off or abroad. Expecting a small but bearable single, they instead found rooms characterized by a hallmark 2 ft window and a marked temperature increase of precisely 20 degrees. Said one resident, “I thought, Okay, it’ll be a smallish room, but I didn’t know I would come to what was a lounge and has zero ventilation. When you come into the room, it doesn’t even look like there’s a window.”

Interestingly enough, four of the six residents were on some sort of financial aid (one was unavailable for comment). Granted, almost half of Columbia students are on some sort of fin aid so it’s hardly definitive proof of institutional bias, but at least one student considered financial aid at play in the proceedings.

Tiny little room with tiny little flowers via Shutterstock