A law student's worst nightmare

A law student’s worst nightmare

The Supreme Court upheld the decisions of several federal appeals courts that ruled in favor of same-sex marriage in five new states, including historically conservative Oklahoma and Utah. What would the Book of Mormon say? (NYT)

USA Swimming has suspended Michael Phelps from USA Swimming competitions (and funding) for the next six months and next year’s world championships for his recent DUI. Have fun in the kiddie pool, Mikey. (Houston Chronicle)

In sadder news, a black bear cub was found dead in Central Park, of all places, yesterday morning. The NYPD’s animal cruelty unit is investigating this odd case—no black bear of any age has been found in Manhattan in over 100 years. (NY Daily News)

A Delaware mother was arrested and charged after sending her 4-year-old daughter to pre-school with 249 bags of heroin. She has since lost custody of her three children. “What do you have for show-and-tell today, honey?” (Fox News)

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