Look into his eyes. Look into his eyes and be devoured.

We don’t think this is what happiness looks like, but we can’t quite remember. We’re just going to have to take Shutterstock’s word.

Ah. The day has finally arrived. Midterm Day. When all your midterms are scheduled. Some of you freshmen must be nervous. You’ve got this. After all, you’ve had weeks to adequately study and prepare, and at the very least you know that after today, it’s all over.

What’s that you say? Well the duck I am talking about (that my iPhone assures me you meant to ask about) is Midterm Day! That magical day, so official and important it’s right there on our academic calendar.

But wait! You say your professors have midterms scheduled for weeks to come? Talk to them about it! I’m sure it’s all one big misunderstanding. Midterm Day is on the calendar after all. You say you have midterms for weeks? Bad dreams, for certain!

You say your life has been reduced to tests for so long that you are about as sure of when they started as much as you believe that they will ever, ever end? Well, that’s a puzzler! Bwog was confused about that one for a while, as well. There we were sitting in 209, thinking about it, and then through our tears, we saw the answer! Midterm Day! It’s on the calendar! Midterm Day will save us all!

Happy, sane celebration, via Shutterstock