I worry about us.

Clear lack of sleep? Coffee? The picture of perfect health.

In news we are going to try our best to interpret as good, a recent study reveals more than eight hours of sleep a night has been linked to a heightened risk of strokes. Let that comfort you, come your next all-nighter. (Los Angeles Times)

Then, the next morning, as you try to keep yourself up, rejoice in the latest health benefit being attributed to coffee: a lower risk of multiple sclerosis. (US News)

A young man in Brooklyn attempting to join ISIS has been thwarted by his mother, who refuses to return his passport. Helicopter parenting: not so bad after all? (New York Times)

Facebook, in an attempt to use its overwhelming influence over your life for good, is releasing a new feature for suicide prevention. (Huffington Post)

Finally, your Netflix habit is yielding exciting new research into decision paralysis, long a topic debate in science and philosophy both. (Pacific Standard)

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