We are all babies, looking out at the real world.

We are all babies, looking out at the real world.

Late Night Television! We may read about it the next day, but we won’t be tuning in to “the Stealthy Humanism of Colbert.” (Atlantic)

Relationships on your own terms! This woman pulled her dating life completely offline. Yeah, we suspect that won’t really work for us. (Washington Post)

Your own dog! And wondering why it’s looking at you! (New York Times)

Jetting off to the Mediterranean for the world’s most luxurious fashion show! (Okay, that one’s not so simple.) (New Yorker)

That said, we can think of at least one simple pleasure you still have in college. We bet you were able to avoid the Republican debate all together if you wanted to.

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