We're ready for ya, homemade pumpkin pie.

We’re ready for ya, homemade pumpkin pie.

Are you feeling the Bern? So is most of America, according to TIME’s Person of the Year poll, which everyone’s favorite liberal-uncle-ish politician is winning as of now. (TIME)

Getting ready for the ubiquitous Turkey Dump? Soon enough, Facebook will make brutally breaking your S.O.’s heart that much easier by introducing an Eternal Sunshine-esque policy that allows users to disconnect themselves as much as possible from their formerly “Facebook official” paramours. (The Guardian)

In what is possibly the least surprising news of the week, Donald Trump’s personality continues to reflect the quality of his unruly mop of “hair.” He suggested that a Black Lives Matter protestor “should have been roughed up” for voicing his anger towards the system. Yuck. (CNN)

A homeless man in the Bronx uncovered a cache of stolen military weapons in a trash bag. We’re not scared at ALL… (MSN)

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