Vegans, you ready for this?

The most exciting news of the week: Ben & Jerry’s released a series of vegan ice creams! In flavors like Coffee Caramel Fudge, Chunky Monkey, and Peanut Butter & Cookies, the almond-milk treats could very well end global warming, bring about world peace, and get Bernie Sanders elected as President. They look that good. (Ben & Jerry’s)

In case you haven’t sniffed out Bwog’s hidden Vegan Agenda, here’s another veg-friendly piece of news: people who eat lots of leafy greens may be less likely to develop glaucoma, a debilitating eye disease! Insert eyes emoji here. (Reuters)

No one knows how, but Donald Trump was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize (???). Luckily, this allowed for many snarky op-eds and hilarious satirical pieces like this one. (The Guardian)

We tried to think of a funnier way to introduce this article, but the byline speaks for itself: “Martin Shkreli, Pharmaceutical Executive Discusses Feud With Ghostface Killah During Radio Interview.” His exact words were “If he were here right now, I’d smack him right in the face.” Okay, Martin! (Power 105.1)

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