Feb

12

Personals: Britt And Leila

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Ptolemaic queens Leila (L) and Britt (R)

Ptolemaic queens Leila (L) and Britt (R)

Name, Year, School, Major: Britt, 2016, the College, Chemistry

Preference: Girl for guy with cool glasses.

Hometown: Omaha, NE.

Nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Tinder date at Hungarian.

What redeems you as a human being? Self-flagellation (psychological, not physical).

Library room of choice: Ref Room

Beverage of choice: Coffee

Which dating apps have you been active on? Tinder, but only in Nebraska, for the pheasant hunting pics.

Where can you be found on a Saturday night? Re-reading St. Augustine’s Confessions.

Historical Hottie: Galois

Name, Year, School, Major: Leila, Senior, CC, Econ

Preference: Girl for boy.

Hometown: None of yr beeswax.

Nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Low IQ Dog Person.

What redeems you as a human being? I can talk or not talk for hours.

Library room of choice: Ref (“ruff”) Room.

Beverage of choice: Anything with grapefruit (greyhound, salty dog, etc).

Which dating apps have you been active on? Sometimes my grandma sets me up on dates.

Where can you be found on a Saturday night? Mostly acting rabid without any particularly regular plot elements. This Saturday I will be feeding tomatoes to a friend Tamas.

Historical Hottie: The first dead Mao (not the subsequent similar-looking dead people they replaced him with to keep up appearances).

Photo via Britt

 

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2 Comments

  1. SEAS16

    "the College"

    smh lol

    • The College '17  

      My friends and I literally cringed at this. You can almost see what kind of person she would be: "Oh yeah, I go to THE College" (in the most obnoxious and insecure way possible.)

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