Name, Year, School, Major: Britt, 2016, the College, Chemistry
Preference: Girl for guy with cool glasses.
Hometown: Omaha, NE.
Nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Tinder date at Hungarian.
What redeems you as a human being? Self-flagellation (psychological, not physical).
Library room of choice: Ref Room
Beverage of choice: Coffee
Which dating apps have you been active on? Tinder, but only in Nebraska, for the pheasant hunting pics.
Where can you be found on a Saturday night? Re-reading St. Augustine’s Confessions.
Historical Hottie: Galois
Name, Year, School, Major: Leila, Senior, CC, Econ
Preference: Girl for boy.
Hometown: None of yr beeswax.
Nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Low IQ Dog Person.
What redeems you as a human being? I can talk or not talk for hours.
Library room of choice: Ref (“ruff”) Room.
Beverage of choice: Anything with grapefruit (greyhound, salty dog, etc).
Which dating apps have you been active on? Sometimes my grandma sets me up on dates.
Where can you be found on a Saturday night? Mostly acting rabid without any particularly regular plot elements. This Saturday I will be feeding tomatoes to a friend Tamas.
Historical Hottie: The first dead Mao (not the subsequent similar-looking dead people they replaced him with to keep up appearances).
Photo via Britt