Honorable mention: the rat

An occasional Bwog feature returns–we’ve put together a list of the winners and losers at Columbia from the past couple of weeks.

1. Registration for the Spring semester – Sure, you may be failing Advanced Programming, but you have a whole semester of possibilities to look forward to! New classes, new you…or something.
2. John Jay’s annual Thanksgiving dinner – Get dressed up with your friends and enjoy a delicious Thanksgiving dinner served to you in John Jay. Definitely something to experience before you graduate. If you didn’t get a reservation this year…sorry ’bout it!
3. Liquors on 125th – Cheaper than International, close to Claremont and Barnard, and they never card.
4. PrezBo – He seems to be smiling a lot more recently!
5. Henry Moore’s Reclining Figure – It’s now here to stay.
6. Dig Inn’s new bowls – Though the bowls are more aesthetically pleasing, the portions seem smaller, and we don’t really want our brown rice and mac n’ cheese to touch.
7. DSpar’s Twitter hashtags – #ILoveNY #ABBA #cosmeticsurgery
8. Price of tickets home for Thanksgiving – It happens every year–you get caught up in midterms and forget to buy your tickets home until the last minute. Is it really worth spending $400 on train tickets just to argue with your extended family over Thanksgiving dinner?
9. Neoliberalism – Friendship ended with democrats. Now communism is my best friend.
10. GroupMe – Yikes! Maybe some of you should consider switching to messaging/sexting app Viber instead–you can delete messages after you’ve sent them.