When you get that successful 3 AM buy/sell meme but you know you're just wasting time by caring.

When you get that successful 3 AM buy/sell meme but you know you’re just wasting time by caring and need to give up on your life for your finals.

Last year we recorded some of the strange, absurd, and downright nihilistic room reservations throughout the vast Columbia room reservation network. As the dreaded arctic blasts™ hit our cloistered ivory tower, the true Butler outsiders have turned the room reservation network into an anonymous public slate to scribble fleeting graffiti aimed against the stressful status quo. The cost of true academic focus is an addictive and debilitating delirium that chews through even the most stable and content of us.

Below you’ll find those room reservation titles and descriptions which most piqued our interest. You can find the full list here.

Things Get Absurd At Night

Death And Failure Have Overtaken Us

Secret Symbols In Our Midst

Cults And Other Societies