No ducks or swipes to be found

As finals and the end of our semesterly meal plans encroach, Bwog just has one question: Where do the extra swipes go in the wintertime?

  • They migrate southward to warmer temperatures
  • They follow the ducks to wherever the hell they go
  • To the bottom of frozen lakes
  • To the Moon
  • To my Webkinz account :(
  • To season my soup
  • To feed the gremlins that live in Deantini’s basement
  • To insulate Prezbo’s Audi
  • They disappear into the weird back door in Hewitt
  • They’re swept into the wind of the Barnard Hall tunnels
  • They turn into loose change
  • They’re telepathically taken by GS students that live near campus
  • They’re taken by all the cockroaches that live under the washing machines
  • They’re used to feed the endowment – it’s hungry and alumni donations aren’t enough

Real Phony Hours via Bwog Archives