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Name: Anna Corke
Year: 2009
School: Columbia College
Intended major: Environmental Biology
Hometown: Bainbridge Island, WA
Best Book You’ve Read for Class: If Not, Winter by Sappho, trans. by Anne
Carson
Worst Book You’ve Read for Class: The general chemistry textbook really
sucked.
Most shameful thing you’ve ever done to procrastinate: Practiced shaking my
ass in front of the mirror.
Drink of choice: Water
What are your most played songs on iTunes? I’ll have to make this up since I
don’t have a computer. They would probably be “Pobre Diablo” by Don Omar,
“Fantasma” by Zion and “Down” by Rakim y Ken-Y
What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes? The same.
Favorite Morningside Heights Meal: Pisticci’s penne with fresh mozzarella
and yellow and red tomatoes…the next best is anything from Noches Mexicanas
The title of your memoir: “Confessions”
Dream date, 5 words or fewer: Embarrassingly long bouts of laughter
Stewart or Colbert? Neither.
Finance and consulting: three bullet points, one opinion.
– Finance: Don’t go to private high school, ivy league college, and then
med. school.
– Consult: When in doubt, step on it!
– Opinion: My friends and I think that it would be really creepy/awesome if
during sex a guy were to suavely lean over to his cd player and turn on the
Darth Vader theme. Um…yeah.
Name: Lucy
Year: 2010
School: Columbia College
Intended major: Getting by
Hometown: Rockland, NY
Best Book You’ve Read for Class: Dante’s Inferno
Worst Book You’ve Read for Class: Most of the Chinese philosophers I’ve studied in my East Asian Major Texts class have been major downers, so much for finding my inner rice queen.
Most shameful thing you’ve ever done to procrastinate: Does going to a gay bar on a Wednesday night count? Princeton rub? JJ’s? Trolling Cragislist m4m? Clam joust? Box in a Box? I don’t know, I don’t have much shame.
Drink of choice: Free. Though if life were an open bar: Royale Rose champagne.
What are your most played songs on iTunes?
Melissa Etheridge- “Come to My Window”
Two Nice Girls- “I Spent My last $10.00 (On Birth Control and Beer)”
The Pretenders- “Brass in Pocket”
What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes?
GENERIC INDIE ROCK…Maybe if I listened to Dave Matthews or O.A.R., more boys will like me.
Favorite Morningside Heights Meal: I’m no gourmand. It’s a tie between the free wine at Columbia Cottage and the orange chicken at Ollie’s.
The title of your memoir: “Life Through Slanted Eyes: My Story”
Dream date, 5 words or fewer: free drink? Singlefare metrocard.
Stewart or Colbert? Chuck from Strangers with Candy.
Finance and consulting: three bullet points, one opinion.
I
Don’t
Understand
Sugar daddies?
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@SLC I took that amazing picture. Love you Lucyyy.
@asdf still, this girl is up on her reggaeton. i like it.
@yourface actually, it’s “pobre DIABLA”
@wow Anna sure does have a lot of friends that read BWOG. Kind of reminds me of a highschool yearbook staff.
@sorta She’s a bwog editor, so it would make sense that a lot of her friends read bwog. if you look at the email addresses on the posts it looks like a bunch are from the same person.
@Lauren Briggs is that Uni.
@enough about anna, lucy is pretty cute too.
@if a date with anna is as boring and stupid as reading “cooking with bwog”, i think that i’d rather stay single this valentine’s day…
@bitterness will get you nowhere. least of all, laid.
@also anna is delightful.
@kaleb Me! please
@Cupid Wait…so who’s that one in Anna’s picture who we can only see part of…I’m smitten.
Will you be my Valentine?
@sev oh anna! oh anna!
@haha face on the girl in the background of lucy’s photo = priceless.
@shira I think I heard the Darth Vader story… brilliant.
@uh.. boring.
@poon tang i love you.
@I suppose we should have seen that coming. Still…
@secret admirer Ahhhh! Anna, you kill me softly…. I could spend days gazing into your eyes… getting butterflies in my stomach at your sharp, witty and provocative comments about Kant and Rousseau… I get so distracted by your sensual smell, the way you move your lips, the way you take notes. All I want to do is lie tangent to your curves.
@God I have foreseen it in my infinite, eternal wisdom and goodness that Anna Corke will meet her perfect match on BWOG. I have known this ever since I created man, and along with man, woman–yes, to be his helper, but also to tempt him to eat the fruit that would eventually lead to his shame, mortality, and misery–and along with his misery, sex, lots of wonderful sex. You may think that you have some free will in the matter, but you don’t. Yes, this message is for you, Mr. Curious, who is reading through these posts and thinking, “Hmmm, maybe I should email the editors, maybe I shouldn’t.” So go on, Mr. Curious, email the editors. It is my will, the will of God.
@note! anna is in the most mommed-out clothing/pose/hairstyle ever, and her hotness is still all “ungh, i’m here, party starts now, boo-yowza.” i wanna dance in front of my mirror while she dances in front of her mirror in the next room until our mind-boners tear the wall apart.
@uhh I wish I could know who wrote this.
@ugh art-hipsters are so passe. get over it.
@molly f. i’d tap tang
@lucy is amzing
@Ca$H Dear Anna:
How can i live without you
i only think about you
i know you’re tired of being lonely
so baby girl put it on me
yeeeeeeeeah
lies ain’t lies, wash away all the tears
there’ll be no more cries babyyyy
and you complete me,
and i would die if you ain’t with me
so baby girl put it on me,
yeeeeaaaah
who’s gonna console me?
my looooooove
i’m outta control ho!
my looooove
cuz i’m yours
and i don’t wanna do nothin’ to hurt my baby girl if this was our world
gimme all yours baaaabbby
the thought alone might break me
and i don’t wanna go crazy
so baby girl put it on me
yeeeeahhh
@Anna. . . rocks my world. She can shake her ass in front of me anytime.
@dumpling! both girls are terribly cute!
@Melon expert Anna reminds me of a luscious melon, freshly picked from the vine on a hot summer’s day.
@cello fetishist I hear Anna likes to play the cello.
Naked.
@Anonymous I must say I think Anna is more of a mango than a melon.
@I for one... …respect any girl willing to put herself out there on Bwog, whether it be truly to gain a date, or for the general scrutiny and possible disdain of her peers.
@wait as a naive country boy, i have to ask…lucy’s a guy right?
@ummm lucy’s a guy? i didnt think so…
@I think she’s really cute. and she’s a redhead from the pacific northwest. I mean, come on.
@sigh anna is unattractive so as her friend I too feel compelled to feign interest in her
@dude you’re sort of undoing your work feining interest in her by posting that she’s unnatractive on a blog that a lot of people read. if you’re a dude, why are you acting like a backstabbing bitch? if you’re a chick, are you just pissed that people woudl rather do her than you because they know you’re a bitch?
@rheubenix Anna is my dreamgirl!!!!
SHAKE IT!
@sigh anna, you’re awesome. too bad i can only look from afar
@qvc pisticci’s…not bad