Marching Band of Manhattan
Written by Bwog Staff
Overheard on College Walk, late last night:
Guy: Well YOU go to Columbia! Shouldn’t YOU know where all the parties are?
Girl: Yeah. But it’s just a shame you’re not here on Orgo Night.
Guy: What is it? Wait- doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t want to go.
Girl: (angrily) Well its not like you would have a choice. You don’t go to Orgo Night. (pause) It’s more like Orgo Night goes to you.
Tonight at 11:59 pm in El Butler. Be there, or don’t be there.