Oct

11

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Barnard Fire Safety bribes students to sit through a fire safety video with an iPod nano drawing.

If Barnard girls can’t put scarves on lamps for mood lighting or light candles, how will they ever find boyfriends?

More importantly, what genius heats up a pizza in the oven while it’s still in the cardboard box?

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10 Comments

  1. lame  

    "If Barnard girls can't put scarves on lamps for mood lighting or light candles, how will they ever find boyfriends? "

    weeeeeak

  2. this  

    guy is amazing. this video just made my day. i feel so much safer now.

  3. ...  

    what's with bwog's pathetic barnard insults lately?

  4. meee  

    "Barnard Fire Safety bribes students to sit through a fire safety video with an iPod nano drawing."

    To suffer through that video, I'd want more than just a drawing of an iPod nano... I'd want the real thing.

  5. the oven  

    You're supposed to put the pizza in the oven when it's in the cardboard box to keep it warm. Just on a very low temperature.

  6. umm  

    can I get a iPod nano if I'm a Columbia College student? I'm female and say that I go to Columbia so I pretty much count as Barnard, right?

  7. um you guys  

    That is not a drawing of an Ipod nano. It is an Ipod nano. Make the correction!

  8. reminds me of  

    dax flame?

  9. Chapman

    We Barnard women are so lucky to have high and mighty Columbia students to put us in our place. It's lovely to always be reminded of your superior intelligence, not to mention maturity.

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