You may have been wondering what happened the Wien Food Court, which closed last fall, and which had served juniors with bad lottery numbers greasy Chinese food for many years. It’s been revamped to house Columbia’s favorite health promotion program, along with Health Services’ administrative offices, which moved in last Friday.
You no longer need to wander around Lerner 7 looking for stressballs, condoms or health information. Just stumble on down from your Wien double anytime from 9 and 5, Monday through Friday, and check out the new office, complete with columns, a new coffee machine and yes, free condoms.
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@OKAY “STUDENT CENTER” IS AN ADMINISTRATION OFFICE BUILDING THAT INVITES YOU TO SPEND MONEY AT ITS TWO SHITTY CAFES, DORMS ARE MULTIPURPOSE BUILDINGS WITH HOUSING, BUT IT WAS A JOKE ANYWAY SO DON’T GET UPSET
@Anonymous The wien food court was a joke anyways. Don’t get so upset.
@bullshit the bottom line here is that there is space that was once for undergraduates but is now used for administration.
@ding ding ding Winner!
Welcome to the jaded masses. On the other hand, they did basically slap the wien lounge balcony into a a makeshift real lounge.
@Personally I preferred the pizza. It can serve the purpose of a condom, among other things.
@CU Housing will, however, continue to fuck you bareback, in the ass.
@Anonymous Now we may finally get some condoms on those Wieners.
@Haha hahahahhaha
good stuff