Ah, fall. When the leaves fall and the weather takes a turn for the colder, but not before a select number of first-year college students paper the dorms with posters and broad promises, hoping to sneak enough votes to join student council. So far, CCSC and SGA have released their official candidate lists, and the action promises to be frenzied, cutthroat and of entirely no interest to most of the campus.
CCSC has five parties running presidential and vice-presidential candidates; unfortunately, campaign rules mean that their Facebook presence is non-existent until Wednesday, when official campaigning begins. All that’s available so far are the candidates and the party names: Columbia University Activists, the Karma Party, Lion’s Initiative, Blue Union, and Bwog’s personal favorite, “Let’s.” Yep, just “Let’s.” The debate is next Tuesday, with elections running that day and Wednesday.
Across Broadway, SGA has five candidates for the position of First-Year class president, and, unlike their College brethren, they already have platforms and positions. The promises range from the multicultural (“I support the introduction of an assortment of cultural events to be open and suggested to every person of every race”) to the specific (“adding speakers to our dining hall, so we can lay back and relax to music during our dining hours”) to the exclamatory (“Whenever you need support, I am here to lend a hand!”). Voting begins Tuesday morning on eBear, with a candidates forum that night at 8 in Lewis Parlor. Full lists for both schools after the jump.
– JCD
CCSC
Hiphopopotamus
- Eleanor Stein – Representative
Impact Party
- Alexander Jasiulek – President
- Karishma Hibbu – Vice President
- Constance Boozer – Representative
Let’s
- Sungmin Ahn – President
- Sam Meyers – Vice President
- Dylan Lonergan – Representative
- Emilio Santiago – Representative
- Derek Gao – Representative
Blue Union Party
- Laila Sultana – President
- Derion Givens – Vice President
- Carrie Montgomery – Representative
- Samantha Jean-Baptiste – Representative
- Kevin Montiel – Representative
Lion’s Initiative
- Tara Reed – President
- Ryan Cho – Vice President
- Michelle Diop – Representative
- Kyle Schmidt – Representative
Columbia University Activists
- Jonathan Trujillo – President
- Diane Jean-Mary – Vice President
- Yamira Bell – Representative
- Alexander Simmonds – Representative
- Grecia Barboza – Representative
Karma Party
- Rahul Sharma – President
- Kiran Prasad – Vice President
- A.J. Luzarraga – Representative
- Ryan Mandelbaum – Representative
- Grace Tan – Representative
SGA
President
- Linda Zhang
- Jennifer Graber
- JungHee Hyun
- Mackenzie Salenger
- Angela Zhao
Vice-President
- Alicia Serrani
- Keeley Nakamoto
- Rachel Ferrari
- Gayatri Malhotra
- Christina Chao
Secretary
- Isabella Serrani
- Sarosh Arif
- Alice Kamens
- Dana Kim
- Emily Feinstein
Treasurer
- Ritu Madhok
- Anya Whelan-Smith
- Sakina Pasha
- Divya Subramanian
16 Comments
@Anonymous Whatisthelink.com
@anti-war-on fun to combat war on fun, we need to elect a boozer for council
@Go "Let's" lol the ppl in Let’s are so sweet ;)
@Jim Downie Rocks.
You’re high as a kite.
@Good luck impact Karishma and Constance are so so nice.
@unrelated to this article dear bwog,
few people comment on your articles anymore. it’s because no one reads your articles anymore. it’s because they’re worse than they used to be. get better please!
and by better i mean funnier, better written, and updated more often.
love,
concerned former reader
@you try writing them!
@CUE yeahhhh CUE PEOPLE!
GO MACKENZIE!
@why does Jim Downie suck?
@yesss “Constance Boozer” = amazing
@Let's party.
Get it?
@Bwog puns are now outdated. Sorry to break the news
@duhhhh its not a pun.. they were just pointing out the humor behind the “Let’s” party. cmon now
@I vote for Emma Watson
@heh Constance Boozer. Tara Reed.
@uhhh..... Kudos for the picture. Jim Downie, however, still sucks.