As of 1:55 PM today, there was not a single seat in the Reference Room. Even the bad ones in the back are taken!
Bwog swooped in, planted our stuff (sorry sorry), and headed out to the Steps only to find a wood coffin planted on Low Plaza. A few students in black suits handed us flyers alerting us of the death of Sylvia Grossman, and linking us to this website. We have no idea what this is about (even a little bit), but we do know that the coffin was filled with backpacks, and the black suit-wearers didn’t seem especially torn up. UPDATE: Bwog was fooled! CUPlayers are putting on Grandma Sylvia’s Funeral this semester.
We also got a tip that there was some Public Safety hullabaloo at Greenborough? Comment if you saw/heard/know anything.
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@Anonymous Guerrilla publicity = the best! Props, Grandma Sylvia’s.
@hullaballoo greenborougher’s python escaped cage, public safety called to scene, only 2 SICers missing at this time
@pic ecoreps leader == greenzo
@wow geocities?
@wow do you have a sense of humor?
@spectrum knew immediately.
@Anonymous somehow i trust Bwog more. Kind of how Jon Stewart is the most trusted name in news.
@Anonymous Haha, wow Bwog, you guys are out of touch.
@well I’d never heard of it either.
@Grandma Sylvia's Funeral is going to be AMAZING.
RIP Sylvia.
@really? You say that as if Bwog never had any bias before. I’m pretty sure no one considers Bwog their unbiased news source.
@stop Bwog, you’re showing too much of your personality…you’re becoming unrelatable and starting to show your bias …STOOOPPPPPPP
@I'm even more sure... That you should see it, it goes up the weekend after we get back from spring break.
@Eliza Got it, thanks.
@I'm pretty sure... CUPlayers are performing Grandma Sylvia’s Funeral this semester.