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Personals: Kyla, CC ’13 and Mike Mournighan, SEAS ’13

Valentine’s Day is TODAY, and we’ve got more Personals for you last-minute lovers. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies this time are Kyla, CC ’13 and Michael Mournighan, SEAS ’13. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up right quick with a date and $10. And just cause we feel it in the air… today will be our last day for Personal submissions, so get ’em in!

Mike Mournighan, SEAS ’13

Name, Year, School, Major: Kyla, 2013, CC, Creative Writing/Computer Science

Preference: Girl for guy

Hometown: Demarest… New Jersey

Your dream date in seven words or less: Pie.

What redeems you as a human being? Er, Nina Simone’s Ain’t Got No, I Got Life is my #6 most played? This is probably because… I enjoy dancing in room in my underwear a lot (sorry roomie, now you know). I really do hope that is a redeeming tidbit… and not an embarrassing one. Though it’s probably the latter, isn’t it :(

Choice aphrodisiac: A ripe apple. Possibly an Empire or a Stayman’s Winesap? From Samascott? Mmm

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Riverside Park. Admittedly, one of the most dangerous. It’s part of the appeal!

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Gerbils. Their fondness for procreation –> childhood trauma

Historical Hottie: Alan Turing!


Name, Year, School, Major: Mike Mournighan, 2013, SEAS, Computer Engineering

Preference: Lad for Lass

Hometown: Mexico, NY – Yes, it exists.

Your dream date in seven words or less: Witty banter and a long walk.

What redeems you as a human being? I work hard to make life entertaining.

Choice aphrodisiac: Homemade BLT with garden fresh tomatoes.

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Top of the stairway over looking 120th behind Pupin/CEPSR

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Rapidash because Jonny took the miniature stallion…

Historical Hottie: Sacagawea

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39 Comments

  • anonymous says:

    @anonymous KYLA IS HAWT

    1. Kyla says:

      @Kyla I wanna see you dance in your underwear in my room.

      1. yellow fevah says:

        @yellow fevah let’s wang cheung tonite!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Kyla is awesome! So much fun :)

  • 2013 says:

    @2013 kyla ive have a crush on you for a while. but im afraid to tell you in person. :(

    1. hirhrei says:

      @hirhrei ask her out…nows ur chance!….and get 10 dollars too yo

    2. Claire says:

      @Claire Respond to her personal, duh! we tell her for you!

    3. 2012 says:

      @2012 Me too dude, me too.

  • oh boy says:

    @oh boy kyla, riverside is not that dangerous.

    mike, i am a woman who appreciates a good blt. throw a little avocado in there, we’re golden.

  • mmm says:

    @mmm I wants me some mournighan

  • ahhh! says:

    @ahhh! kyla youre the best!!

  • Alan Turing says:

    @Alan Turing Even hotter after court-mandated castration.

  • wait says:

    @wait why don’t they just date each other? perfect match (and $20 in the bag).

  • How does says:

    @How does the 10 dollars work? do both parties receive 10 dollars? If you get more than one date, do you get 10 more dollars? fucking explain it Learned!

    1. Claire says:

      @Claire $10 goes to the person who posted the personal. To be spent on a method of their choice for distinguishing their most eligible mate!

      1. Thank you says:

        @Thank you but I asked Learned.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Kyla!!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Alan Turing = best answer so far

    1. ? says:

      @? I guess she likes gay dudes

      1. who doesn't says:

        @who doesn't like gay dudes?

  • come on! says:

    @come on! does mike have a beard? if so, yummers. if not, still yummers.

    1. Yeah says:

      @Yeah he does. Not really shown in picture though is it.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous when do we (people who posted a personal) find out who we are dating?

  • Mike is epic says:

    @Mike is epic ~A Fellow /b/ro

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous can mike triforce?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Kyla and Mike should go on a date.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Kyla is super smart and cool–worked with her this summer!

  • Johnny Appleseed says:

    @Johnny Appleseed My new match.com differentiation strategy: name-dropping deviant apple cultivars that you haven’t heard of!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous how tall is mike?

  • So... says:

    @So... what can Bwog Personals do for guys who aren’t into asian girls? They all have been except for that one that posted a picture where you cant see her face.

    1. But says:

      @But asian girls are the best.

    2. hmm says:

      @hmm there’s a little more diversity in part personals…they’re all tagged so it’s not hard to glance back

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Kyla is THE BEST!!!!

    Also, she is gorgeous. That is all.

  • ahhh says:

    @ahhh mike is the best!

  • woo! says:

    @woo! Kyla is awesome. Hope she gets someone super cool!

  • former classmate says:

    @former classmate kyla’s pretty funny. very dry.

    ask her about the story where a female character randomly jumps off a cliff.

  • Mind Blown says:

    @Mind Blown In all my years of playing pokemon, I never until now realized that there is an ‘i’ in ‘Rapidash’.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous im running a nearest neighbor search to find these kids so i can force them on a date…

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous fuck yeah computers

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