Valentine’s Day is TODAY, and we’ve got more Personals for you last-minute lovers. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies this time are Kyla, CC ’13 and Michael Mournighan, SEAS ’13. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we’ll set you up right quick with a date and $10. And just cause we feel it in the air… today will be our last day for Personal submissions, so get ’em in!
Name, Year, School, Major: Kyla, 2013, CC, Creative Writing/Computer Science
Preference: Girl for guy
Hometown: Demarest… New Jersey
Your dream date in seven words or less: Pie.
What redeems you as a human being? Er, Nina Simone’s Ain’t Got No, I Got Life is my #6 most played? This is probably because… I enjoy dancing in room in my underwear a lot (sorry roomie, now you know). I really do hope that is a redeeming tidbit… and not an embarrassing one. Though it’s probably the latter, isn’t it :(
Choice aphrodisiac: A ripe apple. Possibly an Empire or a Stayman’s Winesap? From Samascott? Mmm
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Riverside Park. Admittedly, one of the most dangerous. It’s part of the appeal!
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Gerbils. Their fondness for procreation –> childhood trauma
Historical Hottie: Alan Turing!
Name, Year, School, Major: Mike Mournighan, 2013, SEAS, Computer Engineering
Preference: Lad for Lass
Hometown: Mexico, NY – Yes, it exists.
Your dream date in seven words or less: Witty banter and a long walk.
What redeems you as a human being? I work hard to make life entertaining.
Choice aphrodisiac: Homemade BLT with garden fresh tomatoes.
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Top of the stairway over looking 120th behind Pupin/CEPSR
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Rapidash because Jonny took the miniature stallion…
Historical Hottie: Sacagawea