Valentine’s Day is just three short days away, and we’re reviving Personals just in time. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our bachelorette for this first round is Owen Crawford, BC ’14. If you’re interested, send us a note at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we’ll set you up with a date and $10. There’s still plenty of time to submit your own Personal as well!
Name, Year, School, Major: Owen “Jack” Crawford, 2014, Barnard, Art History/Premed (yes, I’m a girl who goes by Jack even though my legal name is Owen Sean)
Preference: Girl for gay best friend
Hometown: San Francisco
Your dream date in seven words or less: “Spring Awakening” sing-along followed by frozen yogurt.
What redeems you as a human being? I have pretty mermaid hair and you can recognize me by my laugh from a mile away. It’s been calculated.
Choice aphrodisiac: Perfect harmonies and matching blazers.
Most romantic spot in Morningside: I don’t believe in any romance other than the Romantic movement.
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Anteaters. No need for explanation.
Historical Hottie: Gene Kelly!