Menu CATEGORIES

Connect with us

CATEGORIES Menu
Copy Edit

Personals: Owen Crawford, BC ’14

Valentine’s Day is just three short days away, and we’re reviving Personals just in time. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our bachelorette for this first round is Owen Crawford, BC ’14. If you’re interested, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up with a date and $10. There’s still plenty of time to submit your own Personal as well!

Name, Year, School, Major: Owen “Jack” Crawford, 2014, Barnard, Art History/Premed (yes, I’m a girl who goes by Jack even though my legal name is Owen Sean)

Preference: Girl for gay best friend

Hometown: San Francisco

Your dream date in seven words or less: “Spring Awakening” sing-along followed by frozen yogurt.

What redeems you as a human being? I have pretty mermaid hair and you can recognize me by my laugh from a mile away. It’s been calculated.

Choice aphrodisiac: Perfect harmonies and matching blazers.

Most romantic spot in Morningside: I don’t believe in any romance other than the Romantic movement.

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Anteaters. No need for explanation.

Historical Hottie: Gene Kelly!

 


 

Write a comment

Your email address will not be published.

 

33 Comments

  • here they come says:

    @here they come the misogynist comments

    ~~~watching

    1. Hey! says:

      @Hey! Howd you get your comment on top?

  • Hmmm says:

    @Hmmm Nice pussy.

    1. I'd like to go out with says:

      @I'd like to go out with both of them. and get 20 dollars. Is that ok?

    2. omg says:

      @omg so. incredibly. mean. LOL.

  • Sling says:

    @Sling Will they put out on the first date?

    1. OKCupid says:

      @OKCupid I think you mean “Do you like the taste of beer?”

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous hahahahahahahaha!

  • I'm about says:

    @I'm about to find out.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Can you please explain how the “preference” thing works? what does x “for” y mean??

  • wait says:

    @wait both these bitches are gay?

  • cc'11 says:

    @cc'11 these are both really great personals, bwog!

  • Chaz Bono says:

    @Chaz Bono Owen is cute. But I can’t tell if she wants a boy or a girl!!

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Come on, y’all. Owen is straight. She is looking for a gay best friend. As in, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnFE_NpMsE

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous YE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She’s the awesomest girl evaar. Cute smile, cute laugh.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous wait, can we have a girl date with maomi too?

  • Rawree says:

    @Rawree aww Ye is such an awesome person!!!

  • Are we guaranteed says:

    @Are we guaranteed a date? what happens if they’re not interested in me?

    1. well, says:

      @well, wouldn’t find out if you don’t try, right?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous It is immensely validating to know that I’m not the only one with a crush on Ada Lovelace.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous reddit taking over in this bitch

      1. technically says:

        @technically 4chan

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous hmm… if only the Crawford here is Chace Crawford….

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I LOVE YE!!!! PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!

  • ... says:

    @... Trying way too hard.

  • plz says:

    @plz Can I have the cat?

  • D says:

    @D “What redeems you as a human being?”

    I could never do this.

    I have no redeeming qualities, I’m into S&M, killing ants turns me on, and I steal fruit from Appletree all the fucking time.

  • owen's says:

    @owen's a hottie!!!!

  • Have Your Say

    Most exhausting walk on campus?

    View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...

    Favorite Comments

    SGA is too emotional (read more)
    SGA Gets Destroyed By Facts And Logic From DAD
    March 26, 2019
    can you smoke weed in watt (read more)
    Housing Reviews 2018: Watt
    March 26, 2019

    Recent Comments

    SGA is too emotional (read more)
    SGA Gets Destroyed By Facts And Logic From DAD
    March 26, 2019
    can you smoke weed in watt (read more)
    Housing Reviews 2018: Watt
    March 26, 2019
    https://barnard.edu/reslife/housing-options/andersen (read more)
    Barnard Housing Mystique: The Lottery, Explained
    March 26, 2019