It’s midterms, you’re busy, you got two hours of sleep, and in your delirious haze you stop at a food cart to grab a hot dog. Well, maybe today it’s just a hot dog. But maybe this is the start of something big. Maybe, just maybe, tomorrow you’ll wake up to find Morningside has turned into a land of dreams.

hot dog cart

Today, an ambiguous sausage. Tomorrow, some part of a cow!

And if that hot dog, err, disagrees with you, well, um, we’re not gonna think too hard about why this might be there. But. It’s there. Just in case.

royal flush

Are we the 1%? Discuss