Nov

28

Bwoglines: Next Up Edition

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The scientists at the Large Hadron Collider are at it again. This time, they’ve discovered a “liquidlike wave of gluons.” Next up: a giddy gaggle of geeks will gulp gin in Geneva. (NBC)

Angus T. Jones, Jake from “Two and a Half Men,” apologized for his harsh criticism of the show on Monday. Next up: he’ll probably continue making $350,000 per episode. (NY Daily News)

Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani won the 15th season of “Dancing With the Stars.” Next up: most people will continue not to watch ballroom dancing. (USA Today)

In a more serious vein, the death count has risen for those who drank a soup made with poisonous mushrooms. Next up: senior care center workers won’t gather ingredients “in the backyard of the facility,” hopefully ending this dark streak. (Huff Post)

A not-so-magical-place via Shutterstock

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2 Comments

  1. BC '15

    That mushroom looks like a penis. Oh bwog, when the number rapes at Columbia begin to go through the roof, just know it was you who contributed to the rise of rape culture at Columbia.

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