Feb

15

Personals: Zachary Hendrickson, CC’16, and David Morales-Miranda, CC’16

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Valentine’s Day may have passed, but love is still a thing. Tonight’s single guys have written each other’s personals rather than their own (awww), so the third-person answers are not signs of mental instability. Meet Zachary Hendrickson and David Morales-Miranda.

Name, Year, School, Major: Zachary Michael Hendrickson, Columbia College ’16, Political Science-Human Rights

Preference: Guy for girl

Hometown: Hutchinson, Kansas

His dream date in seven words or fewer: Nice dinner downtown, engaging conversation, good music

What redeems him as a human being? Passion and drive. (seriously, he’s one of the most motivated people I know)

Obsessive book series of choice: Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Library room of choice: 310 or Uris

What he thinks the sexiest animal is: Clouded Leopard

Guilty pleasure song: Teenage Dream… (the Glee version)

Does he watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? When did this become a thing?

Historical hottie: Michelle Obama – she’s historical, right?

 

Name, Year, School, Major: David Morales-Miranda, CC ’16, Anthropology… probably

Preference: He needs to find himself a hot man!

Hometown: Paterson, NJ

His dream date in seven words or fewer: Punting down the River Cam

What redeems him as a human being? His spirit animal is a carebear. He is beyond nice.

Obsessive book series of choice: HP4LYFE

Library room of choice: He goes to Burke… I had to Google that when he told me (UTS?)

What he thinks the sexiest animal is: Atretochoana eiselti aka the Penis Snake – look it up

Guilty pleasure song: Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj

Does he watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? He doesn’t even watch Girls.

Historical hottie: Rupert Brooke

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9 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    David is awesome. :D

  2. Anonymous  

    Zachary could drive me anyday

  3. BSGS

    I'd have a coffee with David. :)

  4. Anonymous

    awwwwww, they wrote each other's personals??? How gayyyyyyy.

  5. Peaches  

    Zachary Hendrickson is one of the most passionate, intelligent, and funny men I have ever met. I canvassed with him in Ohio, and had a blast going door to door with him. basically, he's awesome.

  6. Anonymous  

    wait this is adorable

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