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Hats off to you, chaps!
A huge congratulations to Joseph DelPreto, SEAS ’13 valedictorian, and Claire Duvallet, SEAS ’13 salutatorian! These two smarties deserve some recognition, so be sure to drop everything and applaud if you see either of them. They will be definitely not be embarrassed, we promise.
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@!! CLAIRE!! AH, She’s actually the fucking best.
@Anonymous I know both of them and they are both absolutely fantastic people. Congratulations!! Also, newsflash to SEAS, Joe is an academic badass while getting enough sleep, eating well, exercising, and taking care of his well-being.
@CUO Claire is smart? Wait, Claire? Like Claire, Claire?
@senior girl yahooo yipppeee yay yayy!v don’t know them but congratulafiucking latoions! a;lso I’msuper drunk; bbut drunk anonymouis bwogging is better than drunk tweeting rigt? I’mgraduating bitchezzzzz!!!!!!11!!!!
@pls try harder next time.
@Anonymous Fuck that. Claire all way. I DEMAND A RE-GRADE.
@GS '15 @Anonymous: Hey now, Salutatorian is in no way inferior, I say grats to both of them. They’ve both managed unfathomable accomplishments, especially at Columbia, and ESPECIALLY in engineering. Dat shit’s hard, yo.
@Claire lol this is my friend from home trollin’
@The Dark Hand Yes congrats to them both they are both very smart and do not work for spec.
@Anonymous i really hope they reproduce.
@Anonymous Bwog Personals, for the benefit of mankind, give these two $10!
@Anonymous We knew since freshman year this would happen Joe. Smartest person I’ve ever met. Well done.
@CC student I know as an engineer you may not have taken CC or LitHum, but you surely must have seen the spelling of ahead at least once in UWriting
@SEAS 13 That’s embarrassing.
@Anonymous Nicely handled SEAS 13
@SEAS 13 We moved a head of princeton in the 2014 grad school engineering rankings. Soon we will lap Cornell!
@FUCK YEA JOE JOEEEEEEE
EE PRIDE
@Claire FUCK YEAH JOE
@Joe and Claire Fan JOE AND CLAIRE!!!!! CONGRATS!!!! I CAN’T IMAGINE A PAIR MORE DESERVING!!!!!
@Former SEAS '13 Joe really is one of the kindest people I know. I would not have made it through Intro to Electrical Engineering or Physics 1401 without his help. And Claire is a truly supportive friend and RA who is always putting the needs of others before herself. Both these people are so deserving, not only as brilliant scholars but also as selfless members of this community!
@Anonymous Nobody can touch Joe. Nobody.
@Seas '13 It is great to see such talented individuals awarded. I have had the pleasure to interact with both of them and I can’t think of one negative thing to say about either of them. Congrats Joe and Claire!
@Harmony Resident CLAIRE!!!! YOU ARE AWESOME. THAT IS ALL.
@SEAS '13 I was third!!! Can’t I get a shout out too?!?!?! :-(
@Anonymous Congratulations!!!
@Anonymous JDP ALL THE WAY!
@Anonymous FUCK YES CLAIRE!!!!!!
@Former floormate Joe is such a nice guy. I loved chatting with him when we lived in McBain together and (as everyone knows) he made some amazing devices for his room. I also recall a small toy car that he drove around. Congrats!
@BME 2013 YEAH CLAIRE.
@SEAS '13 FUCK YEAH CLAIRE