Written by Bwog Staff
In an email addressed to Public Safety student aids, the administrative coordinator for the program laid down some draconian new rules:
Effective immediately student will no longer be permitted to study on post, have a laptop on post, or read anything other than post related instructions. If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to contact me either by telephone or email.*
So maybe students can still listen to music and chat with their friends that swipe into dorms, but this job just got a whole lot less appealing.
We’re not sure what caused the sudden change in policy, but in other safety-related news, Gothamist reported a woman nearly being raped at the 110th subway station last week, and on Monday a woman stole property from the 6th floor of Dodge Hall.
*[The formatting is Bwog’s, though the grammar mistakes are not]
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Tags: did godzilla sneak into a dorm?, other shitty things in swipe access this year, public safety is on it, sorry to rain on everybody's wednesday, to be fair they never got to wear those fuzzy hats anyway, work-study