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Personals: Sarah, Richard and The Diana

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Sarah Charles

Happy velociraptor day vacuum-cleaning day vermouth=appreciation day  V-Day Columbia! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Sarah, Richard, and the Diana Center. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans/ buildings on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). But sorry guys, we’re just toooooo popular — we’ve received enough submissions, so we won’t be accepting any new personals after this point.

Name, Year, School, Major: Sarah Charles a.k.a. Chuck, CC ‘15, Neuroscience/Computer Science

Preference: girl for guy or girl

Hometown: Goodyear, AZ

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Seafood+Baseball+”doesn’t read”…then zombies attack.

What redeems you as a human being? To be honest, probably nothing, but for the sake of the Bwog personal I’ll say I make a mean chocolate chip cookie.

Library room of choice: Lehman 5eva, I get paid to be there and it’s also pretty much my second home.

Beverage of choice: Malk ^_^

Guilty Pleasure Song: Temperature by Sean Paul, or anything from ABBA’s greatest hits

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? In bed. I fell asleep trying to decide between doing homework and going out.

Historical Hottie: Richard Feynman. He had a sexy brain.

 

Your room looks really nice

Richard Ha

Name, Year, School, Major: Richard Ha, 2015, CC, Neuroscience & Behavior, EALAC

Preference: Damsels in distress

Hometown: Great Neck, NY

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Your Whaddya mean, you don’t believe in evolution?

What redeems you as a human being? I can and will serenade you with my oboe.

Library room of choice: Dodge Music by day, Butler 8th floor by night (I know, I’m not supposed to be up there. I like to live life dangerously.)

Beverage of choice: Girly’ cocktails are delicious.

Guilty Pleasure Song: A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton. Terry Crews lip-syncing to it in White Chicks got me hooked.

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? With you of course! No? Ok Netflix, you can be my date for the night. I’ll bring the Three-buck Chuck.

Historical Hottie: Beethoven. I know you’ve heard his music but have you seen a portrait of him? My God, the man’s hair is fantastic.

 

AKA THE VAG

The Diana

Name, Year, School, Major: Diana Vagelos, 2010, The College (THE BARNARD COLLEGE), Architecture.

Preference: strong women who don’t try to have it all

Hometown: New York City bb

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer:  “I’m not a feminist”

What redeems you as a human being building? Have you seen the student center across the street? I’m going to go with “lack of ramps and tasteful use of glass.”

Library room of choice: My life is a No Study Zone.

Beverage of choice: A frap, made with love but very little skill at Liz’s Place.

Guilty pleasure song: Blurred Lines. No one can know that I think it’s catchy.

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? They call me “the Vag” for a reason.

Historical Hottie: Zora Neale Hurston

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7 Comments

  • haha says:

    @haha its funny cos its a building!!

  • Sarah says:

    @Sarah Is super cute in the picture! and then i read her responses and watched the Malk video and now am seriously puzzled why she doesn’t have a date tonight!!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous mmm diana girl i love u

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous chuck? lonely tourist, charlotte charles?

  • Oh well. says:

    @Oh well. Cannot go without seafood and pizza without completely destroying my own self-concept.

    1. Oh well. says:

      @Oh well. I meant to say baseball. Not pizza.

      Oh god. What’s happening to my brain?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Lololol calling barnard college THE COLLEGE? Bwog, can we not make that a thing.

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