If the Core has taught us anything, it’s the universal applicability of the texts we so dedicatedly devote our lives to. Every fleeting, ephemeral moment of everyday life is in fact a manifestation of the ideas, ideals, and ideologies the Core inspires us to study. Accordingly, what better reflection of these minuscule microcosms of Beauty and Truth than Yelp reviews of that hallmark of campus life, dining halls? Here we bring you your daily eating experience, courtesy of Homer, Dante, Darwin, and Plath.
Homer reviews John Jay
Dante reviews Ferris
Darwin reviews JJ’s Place
Sylvia Plath reviews Hewitt
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@Pork of some genre That’s gonna stay with me for a while.
@Anonymous Homer has no friends
@RobertS ‘Twere much better done in “Yelping with Cormac”.