Sick peeps only.

Sick peeps only.

This week, you felt it coming on. Your nose got stuffy, you woke up with a sore throat, and by the next morning, your voice was gone. By Thursday night, you were ready for the weekend. You needed this opportunity to recharge and recover. Parties? Nah. Late nights? Nah. You spent Friday and Saturday nights in bed takin’ it easy. And now it’s Sunday, and you’re still not over it, whatever it is.

And hey, we get it. We’ve been there. But just remember, we’re all in this together. We are all getting sick. And now it’s getting even colder outside, and the dorm AC has been switched to heat, and no one wants to leave their rooms. But that’s no excuse, because you still gotta come to the Bwog meeting tonight! That’s right, sickos. We’re meeting at 7pm sharp in Lerner 505. There will be snacks, jokes, and lots of hand sanitizer. Can’t wait to see you there… but don’t get too close.

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