The only things keeping us going at this point

Reading “week” is always a fun time for Columbia students. Between studying for finals, writing papers, getting some of that Midnight Breakfast, and attending Orgo Night, there’s just too much to be done in too little time. So we’re here to make your reading days slightly more entertaining by renaming them. If you have any ideas to rename our reading days, put them in the comments.

Tuesday

• Tuesday Twist
• Trisftul Tuesday
• Get-Your-Shit-Together-Because-You -Have-Formal-Tonight Tuesday
• 1-800-TUESDAY
• Tastefully Nude Tuesday
• Triple Sec Tuesday
• Tall, Dark, and Handsome Tuesday
• Tuesday On The Rocks

Wednesday

• “Wait, My Final Is Tomorrow?” Wednesday
• Wednesday Whorl
• Related: Wednesday Oral
• Just Fuck Me Up Wednesday
• Oh-God-Why-Did-I-Drink-So-Much-At-Formal Wednesday
• Let’s Get Wasted Instead Of Studying Wednesday
• Waiting For Orgo Night Wednesday
• Vyvanse Wednesday

Reading Week

• Hell Days

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