Zamn, Zaddy.

Zamn, Zaddy.

In an in-depth analysis of Zayn’s new single, we’ve discovered that he may have been singing about none other than Bwog itself. See for yourself.

 

Climb on (the executive) board. We’ll go slow (with the pitches, so you can keep up).

So we’ll piss off the neighbors (aka everyone else in SGO, because we’re always louder than their club meetings are).

The place to lose your fears (of pitching risky articles, because we always love them)

Yeah, reckless behavior (see also: DWB)

A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw (this line just speaks for itself, if we’re being honest)

It’s a paradise and it’s a war zone (never has a more accurate description of Bwog been articulated, thank you, Zayn).

 

In all seriousness, come through tonight! See you at 7pm in SGO, Lerner 505.

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