Candid image of the commenters on Bwog’s first ever post, back in the good old days of 2006

Bwog would be nothing without our commenters. You bring us up and you tear us down. You warm our cold, attention-seeking hearts and you catch our typos. You make the cruel, unforgiving life of covering the bad decisions of Columbia students worth living. So, as a tribute to our commenters over the past ten years, resident poet (and obsessive comment-reader) Betsy Ladyzhets has compiled a found poem entirely out of Bwog comments.

FIRST!!!
This is a good post.
tru
THis is all crap and it isnt funny
No one cares
Incompetent morons

Oh Bwog, how I love your unintentional social commentary!
ban Bwog from use of the 2nd person
is bwog doing…REPORTAGE?!
kudos to bwog for incorporating the action ‘eyes nuts longingly’ into a post
get a copy editor. seriously.

young bollinger is not the dashing charmer i expected.

I sleep in the M row of the religious section, “Marxism and Liberation Theology” to “Monophysitism in the 6th Century.” I emerge at night to feed on leftovers in 209. I have not seen the sun in five years. Only the precious understands me.
But I thought Carman was a dry dorm?
What that man is my dream.
calm down

Those comments are pretty fucked up
seek therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
Let the goods speak for themselves, bwog, if you can resist the temptation.
I’m sorry that you apparently live such a joyless life.

JESUS CHRIST BWOG WHY DONT YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ALREADY

this entire fiasco was perpetuated by two very pathetic freshmen who have nothing more to do with their lives than perpetuate lies about others
who the fuck is going to buy kids shoes? DAMN
collapsed from their sugar high somewhere in between lerner and john jay
PORK BUTT

PENIS BALLS BALLS PENIS PENIS PENIS
sexting is a barnard class

somewhat disgraced
and it sucked. no, really.
this time the shitshow is going to be UPGRADED!
welcome to the world of truth.

i am global warming

hi meg.
beginning to agree with you
but what about the white men
Relevant.

SOMEone works for spec.
Fuck them.
Writes pseudo-sophisticated papers that mean nothing?
art is stupid

cute dog
quite columbia.

nicely done, bwog
that … wasn’t even funny
THANK YOU!
What.

stay tuned

Bwog’s original fans via Wikimedia Commons, and featured image via Bwog twitter page