Your energy drink probably won’t look this aesthetic when you chug it at 7am in Butler

With another weekend of nighttime activities just concluded, Barnumbia students are beginning to realize they shouldn’t be partying like it’s still NSOP. As we prepare to hunker down in the air-conditioned tomb of Butler, staff writer Gabrielle Kloppers has put together a playlist to prepare you for the multiple Red Bulls you’ll be downing to get through the Iliad.

• Sunshine – Atmosphere: To remind you it actually is a really nice day outside. Maybe you can read that Iliad outside, so you don’t give half the day to last night.
• Tipsy – J-Kwon: This will remind you of the shitty music at the sweaty frat party you don’t remember going to last night. The regret of letting someone lick the sweat off your neck will fuel the self-loathing you need to get through 300 pages of reading.
• No Money – Galantis: If you went out downtown last night, this song accurately reflects your current situation. Once again, studying is free so hunker down.
• Bikini Body – Dawin: This song will help you feel better about losing the body you worked hard at over the summer to the impact of jungle juice, hungover John Jay breakfast and study snacks while you sit and procrastinate in ButCaf.
• Sober – Childish Gambino: Let this song sooth you as you work off your hangover/deal with still being drunk.
• One Dance – Drake: It was only supposed to be one dance. And one glass of wine. Now it’s one research paper.

Ready for cramming via Public Domain