A morning playlist with a side of eggs and watered down iced coffee.

If there’s anything for certain about Columbia students, it’s that all of them are getting a lot of sex all of the time. 

Maybe this time you’ll learn to blast good music from your speakers!

Do you have ADHD and find it impossible to concentrate on anything? Trust me—this playlist helps.

For when you’re feeling especially esoteric or super studious.

It’s all about the mindset.

Don’t want to do work? Listen to these songs and stare at your roommate for an hour instead!

I spent many, many, many hours traveling home and back last week. Here’s some music that helped me pass the time.

Midterms season? More like *starts sobbing violently*.

Tired of listening to “Monster Mash” on repeat at parties? Here’s literally anything else.

Take a moment for yourself and enjoy this playlist as an alternative to midterm-induced anxiety.

Songs to green out to while the green disappears from the leaves.

Looking for music to watch Gilmore Girls to? Looking to embrace the arrival of fall? Looking to live your Rory Gilmore moment at a far better Ivy? Here’s a playlist to help you accomplish all of those things.

A time for vibes like no other.

Indie has never sounded so sweet.