If you are like us, having spectacular insights on social issues (ex: complaining about clanking pipes that keep us awake at night) and a passion for investigative journalism (ex: summarizing a blog post about the properties that Columbia owns), you would probably realize that NBA, Super bowl, and valentines day are all conspiracies of capitalism. They are all lies. Huge lies.
So instead of watching the Super Bowl and selling your soul to the devil, you should come to Bwog meeting at 7 pm, Lerner 505, where we make the most in-depth observation, the most diligent investigation. The work you do here will be worth your time. It’s true.