Like, you need to come to Bwog meetings. Because 1) Like, we are actually cool. 2) Like, we are an integral part of the lives of Columbian students. 3) Like, we are quirky, fun and edgy. 4) Like, we have juicy secrets, about many things! You will never say the C word again without being reminded of the things that were shared in Bwog meetings! 5) Like, we are eclectic. Like, there are always things for you to write about!
Like, I don’t know what you are doing with your life if you decide not to come. Like, do you have an appointment with Dalai Lama? No? Great, we don’t either. Okay, we will see you at Lerner 505, 7 pm tonight.
Like, Please.