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Happening in the World: On Wednesday, white house chief strategist Stephen Bannon was removed from the National Security Council by President Donald Trump. (Washington Post)

Happening in NYC: New York City will pay Thabo Sefolosha, of the NBA’s Atlanta Hawks, 4 million dollars after Sefolosha accused five police officers of excessive force and arrest on false charges in 2015. (New York Times)

Happening on Campus: Orchesis, Columbia’s largest dance group, is putting on their Spring Semester showcase: Work Work Work Work Worchesis! Come out tonight at 10pm and tomorrow at 9pm!

Overheard: “Are you really trading salmon burgers for adderall?”

Bad Joke: A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says “five beers, please.”

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