All our friends ready to rock out.

We have all gotten jiggy to the jams at Ferris. The Ferris Pandora stations are way better than your frat party DJs. Here is a list of songs that would never grace the Ferris Speakers.

Note: This list is not applicable to JJ’s. JJ’s goes hard.

1. La Macarena, Various Artists – Imagine doing all the moves with a chicken Quesadilla in one hand and grape Fanta in the other. What a mess.
2. My Neck, My Back (Lick It), Khia – When it’s so packed in line that someone’s ponytail dips into your Pasta Primavera.
3. Hit or Miss, Jacob Sartorious – When you didn’t check the CU Dining App before giving up a swipe. Also, Ew.
4. Afternoon Delight, Starland Vocal Band – Just take your frosted Banana Cake and gtfo.
5. Threw It On The Ground, The Lonely Island – For obvious reasons.
6. It Wasn’t Me, Shaggy – When someone asks who took the last little bit of Parmesan.
7. Lose Yourself, Eminem – When you spot a table upstairs,“You better never let it go”.
8. Bad n Boujee, Migos (Feat. Lil Uzi Vert) – When you use the hella large pepper grinder and garnish your salad with the white wine vinaigrette.
9. Breaking Free, High School Musical – When you slide into Ferris without having to swipe. You sneak.
10. Bitch Better Have My Money, Rihanna – Replace “Money” with “Strawberries”.