Image source: every freshman’s dorm room wall

Bwog was in the Rare Book & Manuscript Library (it was a group field trip) when we discovered a heretofore un-analyzed collection of early English haikus. We’ve done our best to render them in modern English, and boy, was their subject matter surprising.

 

 

It’s that time again
Sunday means a Bwog meeting
So here are the deets:

Anyone can come
Just bring your pitches with you
Bwog wants your content

By “content” we mean
Anything about CU
That belongs on Bwog

So, Lerner 510
Is where you will find our staff
At 9 pm sharp

We provide the snacks
(Have you heard of our green grapes?
The stuff of legend)

If these haikus don’t
Convince you to come rush Bwog
You might lack a soul ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Great Wave via Wikimedia Commons.