Elle Ferguson, a freshman at Barnard and staff writer for Bwog, observes the important stuff.
When you read the title of this article you may have thought to yourself: how did someone think of sorting the quad buildings? My answer to that is: how could someone not sort the quad buildings? There are four buildings, and four Hogwarts houses guys, c’mon. Quite frankly, I’m surprised no one thought of this before. How can I be the first person at Bwog to mention this? I’ve been to the meetings, I’m not the craziest person there. Nonetheless, I take honor in being the first trailblazer in this terrain. I’m sorting these buildings according to my own experiences, so some of you may disagree. If so, write your own article.
- Sulzberger: Gryffindor
- Like it’s impossible to not like at least one Gryffindor in the Harry Potter series, everyone has a Sulz babe that they know and love. Whether you met for AC benefits during NSOP and developed a relationship from there, or met before you knew where they lived and discovered their housing situation to be the “cherry on top”, we all have a Sulz love in our lives. And, they’ve got a wild and well-rounded vibe, like all classic Gryffindors.
- Brooks: Hufflepuff
- I know one or two people in Brooks who happen to be the sweetest people on the planet. Maybe your Brooks acquaintance isn’t your best friend, but you can’t deny their inner goodness. Having a Brooks person in your life is like having a Hershey’s chocolate bar. You can’t get enough.
- Reid: Ravenclaw
- I live in Reid and I once asked someone in my hall if they wanted to study with me. They replied “I’m ok, I think I like, already know everything,” with a casual shrug and then walked away. If that’s not Ravenclaw I don’t know what is.
- Hewitt: Slytherin
- I don’t like Hewitt.