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Bwog had some lovely adventures over the break, and we hope you did too! Send yours into tips@bwog.com to be featured! 

Bwog is on break

• Woke up to a rooster crowing almost every morning – earliest at 4 am, latest at 6 am
• Went out to collect eggs in 23º weather without a coat
• Got pecked by a hen
• Climbed a tree for the first time in months
• Wielded my family’s leaf blower whilst blasting Gaelic rock; destroyed my eardrums but it felt so powerful!
• Saw my dog who got fat
• Ghosted tf out of a very toxic high school friend
• Went to a tiny town in MA that was some straight Fargo shit. At some point, a Nordic police officer has definitely gotten into a shootout with a criminal there
• Went to the former president of the Massachusetts senate’s house to pick up something I left behind over the summer and, without thinking, complimented her dog’s, erm, anatomy (which, in my defense, was pretty impressive)
• Drove to a diner over an hour away from my house just because my friend and I were both craving fried pickles
• Had an extremely turbulent flight back home that had to refuel in Ireland resulting in several panic attacks from yours truly
• Played Bob Dylan badly on guitar to a group of easily impressed baby boomers
• Got a ride home with a middle-aged man I didn’t know and his Brazilian trophy wife
• Went to art museums which made me wish Barnard had a visual arts minor
• Watched a super depressing documentary on Native American boarding schools with my parents, am seriously considering adjusting my major
• Helped my dad fix a piece of our garage that I broke a full four years ago
• Fenced w/ my dad in our driveway

Bwog is thankful

• Had 3 Thanksgivings, cooked everything for 2 of them. It was so much fun!
• Had a sugar daddy call me on THANKSGIVING and it was unpaid
• Went into a food coma
• Spent quality family time
• Felt thankful for all the good things :)
• Got drunk by 3 pm on Thanksgiving and kept a buzz going till Sunday afternoon
• Forgot that Thanksgiving is a thing and regretted my decision to stay in New York when I had to go to Starbucks for breakfast cause nothing else was open
• Played with children at Thanksgiving and now believe I will be an amazing mother
• Played mafia at friendsgiving, have resting “sketchy face”
• Went home on Tuesday night, only to come back on Thursday to spend Thanksgiving with family in Staten Island

Bwog is still Bwog

• Got high with my high school friends and it was the best thing
• Scored free shots of Baileys at a Greek joint back home
• Got too high at the beach and got paranoid someone was gonna steal my beach bag so I tried to bury it
• Drank wine worth $1500
• Cried multiple times
• Cried some more
• Watched Incredibles 2 with my mom and sister after they smoked together, something neither of them did a good job of hiding from me
• Did none of my work!
• Started receiving presents in preparation for my three years sobriety from drugs/alcohol!!!!!!!!!
• Cat punched me in the vagina – closest a man has been to that in a LONG time

Bonus:

• This is a weird ass example of a stop sexual harassment poster that my university’s official Sexual Harassment office has put up in bathrooms and I can’t stop laughing at it… 
• Saw two films, ate two cakes, bought two clothes
• Went through the abandoned city hall subway station on accident, freaked out because we were the only two people on the train and didn’t know wtf was going on, thought we were gonna get crushed by a train crusher (idk read it on r/nosleep), a bunch of Greek tourists got on at the next station so I thought we got transported to the Greek dimension

If I had to see that then so do you via Bwog Archives

Weird poster via tipster from abroad!