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Not sure if you noticed, but it’s cold and dark and it will never be warm again. Managing Editor Zack Abrams has more. 

The sun has forsaken us. Her light and her heat have departed this earth. I’m not sure what did it; maybe it was the Cardi/Offset breakup that led the sun to declare “y’all won” and skrrt off to a different galaxy. Maybe it realized that humans are never going to ever do anything about climate change, so it decided to eliminate global warming by eliminating anything warm altogether.

Whatever sins have brought this cold spell upon us, it’s clear that any preparation is futile. Layer up all you want; no number of scarves and beanies will save you when the arctic wolves descend on Manhattan and loot Junzi for scraps. Trying to get out of the city? The MTA is literally frozen. The trains cannot run. There are currently indefinite delays on every subway line. (Not that that’s new, of course). Your breath will freeze in your mouth. Your tears will harden on your cheeks. Your shower will be cold, and you’ll be colder still getting out of it. Despair. Despair. Despair.

we live in a cold society; bottom temp via Dark Sky