westside, of the ancient gods

We sat down with some of our favorite philosophers for a symposium. The topic? Bwog in all its forms and glory (ya girl is reviewing for her Lit Hum final!). In the meantime, as reading week nears, take a breather by bringing your best pitches to our open meeting tonight at 9 pm in Lerner 510!

Phaedrus: Bwog is one of the most ancient gods. The eager courage of Bwog wins the highest honors from the gods.

Pausanias: Bwog is not in itself noble and worthy of praise; that depends on whether the sentiments it produces in us are themselves noble.

Eryximachus: Bwog does not occur only in the human soul; it is not simply the attraction we feel toward beautiful pitches, but occurs everywhere in the universe. Such is the power of Bwog – so varied and great that in all cases it might be called absolute.

Aristophanes: Bwog promises the greatest hope of all: if we treat Westside with due reverence, they will restore us to our grapes, and by healing us, they will make us blessed and happy.

Agathon: Bwog is the happiest of them all, for it is the most beautiful and the best.

Socrates: Bwog desires grapes, so it must not possess it.

Diotima: The real purpose of Bwog is giving great pitches in beauty.