You thought it was Monday, but it’s actually Tuesday. Here are the Bwoglines you never expected.

Happening in the World: Britain’s Parliament voted down more Brexit plans (NY Times).

Happening in the US: A whistle-blower revealed that the Trump administration gave security clearances to at least 25 people previously denied for “disqualifying issues” (NY Times).

Happening in NYC: There will be free lecture on Soba, a type of noodle, at the Japan Society in Manhattan this weekend. There will also be free samples after. Yum (NY Times).

Happening on Campus: There will be a CU Live Talent Showcase from 6 pm – 8 pm tonight in Miller Theater. You need your CUID. Here’s the optional registration link.

Song Rec: “Driver 8,” R.E.M.

Best song about a train ever.

Noodle Goodness via Wikimedia Commons