Are we not all just black bears in hot tubs?

Happening in the world: North Korea has performed a ‘strike drill’ missile test, firing projectiles into the Sea of Japan. It is believed that this serves to put pressure on the United States to advance nuclear negotiations. (BBC)

Happening in the U.S.: A vacationing couple in Tennessee found a black bear in their cabin hot tub on Saturday. Bear sightings usually increase around this time of year, but they’re rarely this shareable. (KTUU)

Happening in NYC: Turns out, most New Yorkers do not want Bill de Blasio to run for president. Can’t imagine why. (The Washington Post)

Happening on campus: The Columbia Ballet Collaborative will be performing six original works at 3 PM today. More info here.

Overseen: To the people riding a scooter at 11 PM in my residence hall last night, don’t let the world get you down. Scooter with courage and defiance.

Don’t lie, you’d freak if you saw this in your hot tub via Pixabay