I, like you, have a phone. That phone has apps. Not all of them are all that useful, I suspect most are junk, and if recent reporting is to be believed, we really ought to just throw anything remotely connected to the Internet away and become the neo-Luddites we were made to be. We may be able to stave off the Singularity yet.
(Ooh, face aging app! Never mind.)
Anyway, here’s some apps that we at Bwog find useful and/or fun for your Columbia and NYC needs. [By the way, this’ll be me talking.]
Julia Ulziisaikhan, Daily Editor
Letterboxd (iOS/Android): “Helps keep track of what movies I’ve watched and want to see.”
Jenny Zhu, Editor in Chief
Zack Abrams, Managing Editor
[Zack, saintly rat king he is, is also offering you lucky readers some free chess lessons. I’m not kidding. Someone actually take him up on this and make him regret it.]
Jake Tibbets, Senior Staff Writer
[Jake literally listed every food delivery app known to man, so I’m linking one. Seamless, because it’s GrubHub, but NYC-branded.]
(“i am a big fan of food.”)
Sarah Braner, Staff Writer
Apple Maps (iOS): “That rat bastard app got me so freaking lost during NSOP and I was just wandering around Manhattan alone hauling a giant tower fan in 90º weather. Made me swear off going into the city alone for a month before I realized the real problem.”
[Real shit, GPS sucks in Manhattan. I was at 30 Rock a few months back, and ended up getting a band of British tourists lost after giving them bad Google Maps directions. Still haunts me that they may have never made it to their destination.]
Sarah Harty, Senior Staff Writer
[Again, only linking one. Eenie meenie minie… StubHub.]
Isabel Sepúlveda, Events Editor
MyNoise (iOS/Android): “If you don’t like listening to music while you study but can’t stand the sound of people breathing in Butler, download this app full of amazing noise generators.” (“Though, the iPhone app currently has more robust functionality than the Android app.” [typical.])
Word Reference (iOS/Android): “A great dictionary app to get you through the language requirement, also has a huge forum/community that probably has already answered your question about that one weird Italian idiom.”
[Isabel also recommends you download: your bank’s official app to track your finances; and your news app of choice. Unfortunately, there’s no Bwog app, but did you know Columbia students get free access to the New York Times?]
Zoe Sottile, Internal Editor
Mint (iOS/Android): “Good for budget tracking! College is EXPENSIVE – you can customize it a lot and it’ll send you emails telling you if you went over budget, if you stayed under, etc. to keep you accountable to your goals.”
Headspace (iOS/Android): “A great app for meditating!! Meditation is a fantastic way to help manage anxiety and stress. I just did the free starter meditation set and now keep up a daily meditation practice.”
Jeffrey Ndubisi, Staff Writer/Me
Office Lens (iOS/Android): I know, I know, another mobile scanner. But this one’s first-party (Microsoft), can convert scans to Word docs, and can save to OneDrive. Ignore all other apps. Would I lead you astray?
Wabbitemu (Android): Your TI-84, in your app drawer. Sorry, iOS users.
Pharos Print (iOS/Android): Takes a minute or two to setup (here’s CUIT’s guide), but you can send docs to PawPrint (Columbia’s printing system) from your phone. Like, for example, if you need a copy of that doc you scanned with Office Lens.
Interval Timer (Android): Lit Hum texts are long and tedious. I try to gamify things by challenging myself to complete a page a minute. This app lets me set up a recurring timer to do just that. It’s more so for workouts, but I’m exercising my brain, so… (Here’s a similar app for iOS.)
Alarmy (iOS/Android): It’s loud, it’s obnoxious, and it won’t shut up until you answer fucking calculus questions or shake your phone like it’s a damn Shake Weight. Perfect for the 8am classes that I willingly signed up for!
Angry Birds: I want to live forever
young in 2009.
That’s all, folks! Let us know in the comments if you’ve got any other apps you’d like to recommend. Alternatively, feel free to ask for any recommendations for applications/programs for your own niche needs – I’ll gladly be your tech guru.
Header image by Jeffrey Ndubisi